Bulletin for October 9, 2011
Church movie night is October 30th at 6pm. “Soul Surfer” is being shown.
Countdown to Shoebox Collection: There are 5 weeks until Shoebox Dedication which will be on November 13th. (Shoeboxes need to be at the church by Sunday, Nov 6th, please) We are on a great start to Austin’s goal of 300. We have now collected 107 boxes. Don’t forget – no liquids or war related toy; and remember to pack the essentials of toothpaste, toothbrush, soap, wash cloth, crayons, and coloring book. There will be an information sheet on the vestibule table with more ideas. Thank you for your support of this ministry.
For You We Pray
In our prayer for you we pray
That God will bless you in a special way.
Your precious smile, your warm handshake,
Your words of concern, our day does make.
For this our PASTOR we say: Thank you.
In our prayer for you we pray;
That in your life, God has His way,
That, as you go from task to task,
For what you need, in faith you'll ask.
For this our PASTOR, we say: Bless you.
In our prayer for you we pray;
That in your trials, you'll pray
For guidance clear and wisdom dear,
And the Lord's presence ever near.
For this our PASTOR, we say: we care.
In our prayer for you we pray;
That your life be touched in a special way
And that our friendship means as much
As our lives made happy by the Master's touch.
For this our PASTOR, we say: Praise the Lord.
***********************************************************The Ears Have It
Three friends decided to go deer hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot simultaneously. Immediately the buck dropped to the ground and all three rushed up to see how big it actually was.
Upon reaching it they found out that it was dead but had only one bullet hole. Thus a debate followed concerning whose buck it was. A few minutes later a game officer came by and asked what the problem was. The doctor told him their reason for the debate. The officers told them he would take a look and tell them who shot it.
Within a few seconds the game officer said with much confidence, “The pastor shot the buck!” They all wondered how he knew that so quickly. The officer said, “Easy. The bullet went in one ear and out the other!”